The Golden Kraut

I am so honored to have won the prize that so many strive for month after month at the Mixers. Awesomeness.

Your Quote
“I am so honored to have won the prize that so many strive for month after month at Centre Source’s Interactive Mixers. Awesomeness. ”

Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
Since winning the Silvery Beans, my life has improved dramatically. People recognize me on the streets and stop to stare in awe of my awesomeness. They ask for a glimpse of my winning Silvery Beans with a glimmer of green in their eye. I am humble, so I declare that everyone is a winner at heart…Only I have the Silvery Beans to prove it and they don’t. I often ponder..”where do I go from here?”  Where do you go once greatness has been achieved? Why, Go for the Gold of course! Golden Kraut winners, look out! I have my eye on the gold….not that Silver isn’t good, too.

Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
Silvery beans WILL give you eternal life.
Give a man…bla, bla, (insert Nicholas Holland quote here ) , bla, bla,….and he will live forever.

Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
Silver is great because it is more reflective than gold. Rays of awesomeness bounce off of the Silvery Beans and shed a glow of awesomeness upon not only the winner, but those lucky enough to be in close proximity. Silvery Beans represent the theory of “awesomeness by osmosis”. Kinda like how just attending the Interactive Mixer will make you smarter by being in a room full of tech/ digital smarties.

If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
“I’ve got it, You want it”