The Golden Kraut

Nate Baker becomes the first person to win Kraut and Beans. Watch out folks, he’s basically immortal now.

Your Quote
“Morgan Levy tried to put it in her purse and steal it.”

Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut.
Kraut has given me the boldness to CHANGE my world. For example, I’m no longer going to answer the question “Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut.”

I will now begin answering the question “What music do you like?” Bryan Adams.

If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
I’d be like, stop clicking all the ads to books that promise how to win the Kraut.

There are many false prophets and other spray-painted awards. Don’t be fooled by the animated gifs that ask you to click the monkey for a free book on how to win the kraut. Animated gifs are not known for accuracy.

You’ll have to come to mixer to win.

If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
I would be struck by the kraut-scent since under most circumstances it’s locked air tight behind tin.

Due to the dance initiated by my nostrils and pulsating through my body, I would ask the genie that my body would secrete the kraut-scent for my personal well being.

If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
Las Palmas.