The Golden Kraut

What she didn’t realize was that her husband gets to pick the photo used on this site. You’re welcome, Ash.

Your Quote
“It was the best thing that happened to me the whole night! ”

Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
Winning the Silvery Beans cured me of morning sickness.

Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
Silvery Beans–who wants to live forever anyway?

Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
Silver is antibacterial. Can gold keep your pits from smelling? (http://www.niveaformen.co.uk/silver)

If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
Silvery Beans winners don’t listen to lame country music.