The Golden Kraut

She’s tells us what to do and when to do it. And we love her for that.

Quote:
“It’s like Christmas Morning!”

Reasons for winning (straight from The Big Cheese):
“Missy is the humble (and very honored) recipient of the Golden Kraut award.  Her nominations touched on her amazing ability to handle the PITA Factor that stems from managing this wild and wooly bunch at CS.  Keeping schedules in order is a critical role that requires patience and compassion (I mean, should could always schedule you for a Saturday without letting you know). We applaud her for Krautly qualities.”

Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut:
I now understand the meaning of life and why we’re all here on this crazy space ball we call Earth.

If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
Dreams do come true, keep hope alive!

If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
A really big grape. I like grapes.

If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
Heaven in a spray painted can.