The Golden Kraut

“Life is like a golden can of kraut. It could be red beans and rice, but you’ll never know unless you open it up.”

Your Quote
“Life is like a golden can of kraut. It could be red beans and rice, but you’ll never know unless you open it up.”

Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut.
Before winning the Kraut, I always wanted to write a code-generation tool. I have successfully created a code-generator code-generator. It has two arguments, on, or off. Everything else it already knows.

Additionally, I now completely understand the meaning of the number 42.

If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
Do not clamor for the kraut. Maintain your zen, and the kraut will come to you.

If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
Another can of golden kraut.

If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
I fully intend to find out. If it’s not kraut, I will form a support group for those of us that have been duped by the golden paint. Wait, did I just say I was going to open the can? I was kidding.