The Golden Kraut

“Winning Silvery Beans is like the Economy Recovering.”

Reasons for Beaniness (straight from the mouth of our Big Cheese):
“As an account manager, you’re thrown into many unpredictable situations, where the whole team relies on you for clarity, control, and general tone setting.  Multiple people nominated Will, describing him with words like “incredible/infectious attitude”, “morale booster”, “the confidence [our clients] have in him is unparalleled”, and “[you can] feel confident he has everything under control or is doing everything possible to make it that way.”  The thing, however, that really puts him over the edge for the Silvery Beans is that he also looks super cool in his kevlar body armor / Ghostbusters outfit. (http://twitpic.com/3a4pq)”

Quote:
“Winning Silvery Beans is like the Economy Recovering.”

Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
I would like to tell you that Silvery Beans earned me a plethora of veggie burgers for the cookout…but that would be a lie.

Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
Eternal Life – although Silvery Beans are really cool, the long term value of Eternal Life has to be considered.

Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
Golden Kraut is for overachievers who lack style – Silvery Beans is all style

If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
“These Beans Were Made for Walking”