The Golden Kraut

“That glow? Oh, just my Axe body spray…”

Your Quote
“My friends say I have a glow about me that they’ve not seen before. I told’em it was just my new AXE Dark Temptation body wash but they knew better.”

Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
I get a lot of pride out of this accomplishment in my life. It must be all downhill after this.

Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
Silvery Beans. There is no other choice. “It is better to have had silvery beans and lost eternal life than to have never experienced silvery beans at all.”

Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
Golden Kraut is dumber than Silvery beans for sure. What now?! What do you have to say now Golden Kraut?

If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
“Dropkick Me Silvery Beans Through the Goalposts of Life”