The Golden Kraut

“Only the truly Desperate will ever win the Golden Kraut”

Your Quote
“Only the truly Desperate will ever win the Golden Kraut”

Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut.
Nothing’s really changed, I’m just marked for life – for better or worse. My older brother, who doesn’t even have an email address, thinks I’ve now totally lost it. Fortunately, he’ll never see this entry.

If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
First ask yourself: How Desperate am I – really?  Only the truly Desperate will ever win the Golden Kraut.

I actually won the Golden Kraut and the Silvery Beans – what does that tell you? (Nick wouldn’t let me have both – I’ve really struggled with that.)

If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
A can of Pine-scented air freshener first comes to mind – one can only imagine what a huge, Kraut-stinking genie that’s been trapped in can would smell like.

If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be? Whatever wonders are in The Can, it surely can’t be just “canned food”.

However, if we had to guess a food item, Sauerkraut might be a logical choice…Genies seem to like it.