Silvery Beans Winner
I simply *thought* about opening it, and Silvery Beans drove a semi into my house.
“I simply *thought* about opening it, and Silvery Beans drove a semi into my house.”
Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
When Silvery Beans is by my side, planes respect my 50 mile no-fly zone. Dogs and small rodents follow me in flying V patterns. Magnets loose their magic around me. Silvery Beans would be a box office hit, but Silvery Beans drives a semi into any computer with a movie script that mentions his name.
Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
My fears in order of terror:
- Silvery Beans driving a semi into me or a loved one.
- Public Speaking
Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
Thank you for this leading question. If the CREATOR of the Golden Veggie In Your Teeth and the Silverly Beans asks this question, he knows the truth. There is no more argument to be had. (And I wouldn’t say anything bad about Silvery Beans. He’s playing with his semi keys.)
If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
Silvery Beans doesn’t listen to country. He grew up in a Guatemalan garden listening to death metal
Also you have to respect this: