Golden Kraut Winner
The CS team agrees — Evan is the “most flexible” CentreSourcerer.
“I don’t deserve this award…but then again sometimes I have to make cold calls and I don’t deserve that either. ”
Reasons for winning (straight from The Big Cheese):
“Evan pulls out the win through a set of stellar nominations from multiple team members. His peers have recognized him for his generous support, mentorship, and zest for all things CentreSource. Going the ‘extra mile’ is a central them to all of his nomiantions & that truly embodies the spirit (smell?) of the Golden Kraut. As one nominator put it, “…Evan is long overdue for some Golden recognition…”
Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut:
Life before the Golden Kraut, or Goldy K as I call her, was mediocre. Since we found each other it’s like something inside of me just clicked. I felt as thought I had broken free my glass cage of emotion and threw caution to the wind. Goldy is dangerous and thrilling all the while the self actualizing security blanket I have so long desired.
Also, it gives me gas.
If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
Here’s how you win – see it’s a complicated game of trickery – first hack into the database of votes, (using someone else’s work station) then add like 100 votes to your name. It’s sure fire win!
If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
Silvery beans and lots of em.
If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
The laughing vegetable – see an onion can make someone cry but only a golden kraut can make one laugh.