Silvery Beans Winner
February 2009
Jim Porter
“What questionnaire?”
Note: Jim was so busy letting Silvery Beans change his life that he didn’t have time to respond to our Silver Beans questionnaire. As we state in the rules, when you don’t answer, we answer for you. Soooooo….. Jim’s answers are all appropriated from quotes on his Facebook profile. We scientifically assigned each quote to the most appropriate questions through a rigorous personality matching program. We feel like it’s pretty close. Most of the time. Check for yourself:
Your Quote
“ohai”
Describe the myriad ways your life has changed since winning Silvery Beans.
“Dude, do you wanna make out sometime?” (OK, we admit that someone else posted this to his Wall, but we thought it was hilarious. And probably most fitting for a winner of ‘da Beans.)
Pick one: Silvery Beans or eternal life. Please explain your choice.
“what is tv?”
Some people have said that winning Silvery Beans is a much lesser degree of awesome than winning Golden Kraut. Please explain how these people are completely wrong.
“hiking, camping, shooting sports, drag racing, and many other things.”
If we were to write a hit country song about Silvery Beans, what would we title it?
“Who uses the books…the intrawebs pwn!”
Dear Jim: You left us scant information on the old FB profile. We did the best we could. 