Golden Kraut Winner
February 2009
Chip Hayner
For never refusing to answer to “Hey Chip, quick question…”
Quote:
“I do what I can.”
Reasons for winning (straight from The Big Cheese):
“Multi-nominated. Epitomizes ‘heart’ of firm by demonstrating teamwork, expert skills (Fleetwood Mac), dedication (arrive first, leave last), and industry passion (launch G.Kraut site, updating our blog, creating ‘Work Sprint’).”
Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut:
Besides having to fight off all of the paparazzi and fans, I’ve lived a pretty normal life. The thing to remember is that I put my pants on just like the rest of you — one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I win Golden Kraut.
If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
Work hard, stay focused, and be sure to minimize your Hulu window before the boss walks by.
If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
An extra few hours in my day would be pretty awesome — let me get done everything I wanted to, instead of feeling like I have to push it off to the next day.
If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
Green beans. Definitely, green beans.