The Golden Kraut

He walked around a lot. And then won gold.

Your Quote
Moist.

Describe the myriad of ways your life has changed since winning Golden Kraut.
My voice has dropped 3 octaves past the Barry White Noise and I now speak in a range only Bootsy Collins can hear.

If you had any advice for the throngs of people desperate to win Golden Kraut, what would it be?
Fix the drawing.  It’s primitive technology and trivially hackable.

If a kraut-scented Genie were to pop out of your Golden Kraut can tonight, what would you wish for?
Golden Bratwurst on which the Golden Kraut might convey its botulism upon me.

If Golden Kraut were a canned food item spray-painted gold, what would it be?
Your mom.